listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something
if i had a dollar every time one of my relatives asked me if i had a boyfriend i would be crying in a pile of money
me too and they know I’m a lesbian
oh my god
Someone photoshopped Aziz Ansari’s face onto these classic rap albums and it’s absolutely glorious.
i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear
funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens
And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.